Good night, that pic makes me look like i weigh 300 lbs..........but it's from the show we played friday night........does it look like i'm disgusted there?..........i probably was just that...........you see that particular establishment has an owner who gets high on his own supply.........a very arrogant,opinionated Brit is one thing...........a shit-faced drunk Brit who is arrogant and opinionated is nearly intolerable.........in other words, this guy is a prick(i'll refrain from naming him here, we'll just stick with prick).........
You see, this joint is particularly small.........we made adjustments and played a lot quieter than we normally do........and unfortunately, the turnout was sparse(happens to bands much better than us all the time).......prick probably would've loved us had his bar been full........as it was, he proceeded to complain extremely loudly that the band was too loud.......even stopping us at one point and berating the singer like he was a child.........FUCK THAT GUY!!!!!!..........DOUBLE FUCK THAT GUY!!!.........
Our response was to play so quiet that we could barely be heard until PRICK left......then we cranked back up to normal volume again and played everything over again at the correct volume........but everyone in the band was pretty demoralized by the whole experience..........so that sucks..........but we don't really have time to continue fretting about it...........so imma leave it all here............
Besides, we gotta go collect some awards at THE LOKAL LOUDNESS READERS CHOICE AWARDS on Feb. 10th.........imma walk outta that thing with an armfull those cool plexiglass trophies..............
Rock like you're not an asshole drunk british poopyhead.........turn that shit up!!!.........
Stak
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"...drunk british poopyhead..." BWWWAAAAAHHHHAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAA!! damn that was funny. I'm still sorry i missed the show. I continue to hang my head in shame. Me and the squirrel both. I will see you at the Awards and you can walk outa ther with armful of plastic trophies and one squirrel.
::snickering::
i'm somehow delighted and TERRIFIED all at the same time........i do look forward to meeting you.........
well shit, why does EVERYONE say that? I'm really quite harmless. Most of the time. Ask anyone. Errrr - on second thought, don't.
Seriously i'm loving that you have a similar totally wacked sense of humor that i do. So many people - they just don't find the funny in it. Grin!
I am really good at berating people like they are children. I've never done it at a show, but I'll try to make your next one.
i was thinking about it today. he looks and acts a bit like a cartoon character...
yo Stak - fyi - we've been making fun of you...i mean with you... well, except you aren't there... for two days or so on Author Megan Hart's blog. Inspired by your interview. Heh. It's gotten to the point where the one liners back and forth are too dang funny not to share.
i read it.........i was mortified........
you were not. rolling eyes in your general direciton...
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