15 November 2006

ANTICIPATION gone all denial on my arse..........



So yesterday i decided to treat myself to some of my favorite stuff for lunch........i drove over to the SONIC.......ordered up a Chicken Club Toaster,some of those great tater tots and the coup de grace, a GIGANTIC cherry limeade.....i LOVE,LOVE,LOVE cherry limeades.......and SONIC makes a mean one........

Loot in hand, i headed back to work.........i've taken maybe two sips from the cherry limeade and i'm about a block away from work when i reach for that tasty,red concoction all loaded down with limes and cherries(i made em put in extras).....well what do you know......the straw goes right through the bottom of the 44oz cup and i'm wearing the freaking drink instead of enjoying it as it's meant to be enjoyed........i'm wearing khaki pants that are suddenly soaked down to the underwear......it's all over the seat,it has filled up the cupholder, it's all over the floorboards.........just fucking everywhere........BOOOOOOO!!!!!!........

i had to drive on to work and tell them i was going home to change clothes.....and consequently was an hour late getting back from lunch.......that whole debacle is PRECISELY the kind of crap that will ruin your entire day.........


Rock it like you're trying to commit murder.....

Stak

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

What a waste of a good drink!

STAK said...

i've been craving that cherry limeade since this all happened....but i'm just too pissed to go back.......damned defective cups.......