IT'S A SIMPLE PROMISE,BABY DO YA DO OR DIE............

Hold on to your knickers folks.........the weekend of Christmas brings not only gluttony and greed gone all beserker.........it also brings an extremely interesting weekend of NFL ballgames........the vast majority of which hold playoff implications.........most especially in the NFC where mediocrity reigns supreme.....the NFL likes to call it "parity".........my ass in a fruit jar..........it's not parity when the result of the playoffs will most likely be THE SAN DIEGO CHARGERS kicking the living shit out of whichever flawed team the NFC sends to the SUPERBOWL........

That said, my FALCONS are still in it at 7-7 going into this week(who'da thunk it).......this sunday THE DIRTY BIRDS face CAROLINA(all the sports "experts" pick for the NFC rep for THE SUPERBOWL this year.....and to think, weathermen are criticised for making silly predictions).......CAROLINA has been an even bigger mess than THE FALCONS.........so THE FALCONS should win,right?.......yeah they should win.........but the CAROLINA coaching staff is far superior to the JIM MORA JR. FUNZONE EXPERIENCE...........

At any rate, should ATLANTA win against CAROLINA and then again next week against PHILLY, we're into the playoffs on a wildcard.......where i'm sure we'll be butt-raped by the second round........if not sooner.........but i'm still holding out hope the ATL surges forward to the NFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME.......though it won't happen......

On a side note, my Fantasy team is competing this weekend for the CHAMPEEENSHIP.........finally after 4 years of shuckin' and jivin' i've got a chance at one of them bobble head trophies.........i'm an underdog this weekend, but an upset would be an exceedingly pleasant Christmas present..........because then i could lord it over my fellow competitors all the way up until September.......bragging rights are like gold,baby...........

Rock it like you're trying to commit murder.....

Stak