I dropped in on the "i wanna be a prophet of God,like Moses" guy again on friday........on the floor there sat a Nike shoebox with a unopened honey bun on top of it.........i asked why he had a honeybun sitting on a shoebox........he said "i'm sacrificing that honey bun to Jehovah".........he went on to say "i wanna be a prophet of God" and i said "like Moses"........as i was getting ready to leave, i asked him if he had eaten lunch yet.......he replied "not yet, i'm bout to eat that honey bun,though"..........
Rock it like a prophet.........eat the sacrifices........
Stak
Addendum: Rhi is having some sort of poetry monday thing and i thought i might share a little something.........so be prepared to have your soul racked with pain as a result of reading my sublimely shitty verses..........heh heh....
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i promise to blow kazoos not raspberries. i like the prohet story...alot. mmmmm - sacrifices make the best snackfood.
funny thing.......my band mates were just saying that we a kazoo player in the group........
rhian - kazoo rock star! i can see it now...
Rhi, you rock star kazzooist you........
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