Did i mention that i hate memes?...........anyway.........big brewins on the horizon here in Stakdilyicious land..........here at Mission HQ, we are immersed in plans for a big shindig honoring the fact that Trixie and I are married and haven't done anything to celebrate that fact yet............well, celebrate we will.........we're gonna have this huge,ridiculous,redneck party at our boating club up at Clarks Hill Lake(locals wouldn't be caught dead referring to it by the name Strom Thurmond Lake).....we hired a TREMENDOUS band by the name LOCH NESS JOHNNY from Columbia,SC.....they play that lovely hillbilly/celtic/folk/punk blend of music that gets everyone in the whole world dancing(except TUPAC fans....they don't dance, they just wave their gats from side to side while smoking a blunt)....on the food front, we're laying down a Low Country Boil(don't skimp on the crablegs......everybody loves those)..........and of course there will be ridiculous amounts of intoxicating beverages..........hence, there will be ridiculously enebriated people to make fun of.........it's gonna rock,good fashion.............wanna come?........sure you do......and you might...........did i say that?..........let me know.........
After that silly event, Trixie and i are off to the mountains to do absolutely nothing in a huge log cabin with a pool table,hot tub and satellite TV..........
Then we're gonna come back to Augusta to play a show at THE SOUL BAR(Sat. March 10th) with DISTAL and THE EMOTRON..........THE EMOTRON might set his junk on fire.......that's how his shows usually end anyhow..........
Rock it like you're a blacksmith........keep those irons in the fire............
Stak
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Silly me - did i say meme? You know all these blog terms still confuse me (she sez batting eyelashes....ow that hurt) - it's an INTERVIEW - you just gotta answer the same quesitons as everyone else, that's all. Remember "interview"... you like those....
look chica...........you miss my point........you're invited to one H-E-double hockeysticks-UVA party........it's next weekend(3/3/07).............you don't wanna miss this one.........so message me for your instructions,yo...........
yeah yeah - i'm getting to that. If i can stay off blogs long enough to respond to emails. Not sure if hubby is up to coming (no - that wasn't an opening for a joke) but my number two son will be in town for his birthday so he just agreed to go with! You'll love him - he's cut from the same cloth as me.
Remember i get lost EASY so explicit directions are essential.
i'll send you directions via ELEC-tronic mail.........it's a pretty easy trip........once you get on Fury's Ferry Rd and go over the bridge into SC, it's a total of 3 left turns and you're there.........it'll be fun.....looking forward to having you and your #2 son along.......does he know you call him #2?...........
Since i have four boys sometimes i resort to numbers. And yeah they know and think it's funny. It's better than forgetting their names and yelling "hey you!"
I'm too cool to dance. I just nod my head. Okay, sometimes I do this move with my hips...I'm getting it patented. Don't try to steal it.
how'd you know?..... i've been fencing stolen dance moves on the black market for years now......
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