02 February 2007

THE BEAST WITHIN.........or Christ my job gets weird sometimes.......


I work in a mental health clinic..........i may have mentioned that previously or not........working in a mental health seems to affect my memory.........well, either that or the herculean amounts of beer i consume...........anyway, it's a children's clinic..........most of the kids i see are simple cases of ADHD........a small percentage have more serious problems........and an even smaller percentage think that all the other kids in their neighborhood can hear their thoughts and know the size of their poops............but those are the psychotic kids, and you can't make light of their problems in good conscience................some monsters are MADE(and they LIKE IT!!!)............the ones with borderline personality traits...........you meet one of these, you won't forget it..........histrionic,attention-seeking,whorish,manipulative, and completely self-centered, they are either extremely amusing to be around........or an utter pain in the ass............they are not happy unless they are the middle of swirling cloud of over-hyped drama...........

But you wanna know who's really out of their collective tree?..............their parents............some of the more weird kids definitely come by it honest............these gooney bird parents have molded their kids with their lunacy...............

Case in point.....................i have a nutty borderline parent who married a guy more than half her age.........this guy is some kind of goth-geek mixture..........black trench coat,molester mustache,spiked mullet,pizza face,beady eyes,black cowboy boots,bondage pants.........you get the picture..............at any rate, i recently had this crazy lady tell me the following....and i quote...........

"My husband has this disorder that causes him to go into fits of rage....and when he's in one of his rages he claws at people and growls and barks like a dog..........and another thing, when he's in one of his rages he craves blood".................she said it to me with a straight face..............and i struggled mightily to maintain a straight face...........apparently, this couple enjoys vampire porn in their intimate moments...............where does one find vampire porn?..........for pete's sake, i didn't know such a thing existed.........

Rock it like you've got some sense..............don't suck................

Stak

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I am praying for your sanity, Stak. Keep fighting the good fight and doing the work for the kids in need.

I know this might be troublesome but should you or could you not bring to the attention of authorities the information about these parents and their vampire porn comments? Surely this would open a can of worms but maybe putting a light on this info might save a kid a lifetime of misery and harm.

STAK said...

well the harm has already been done beyond repair i fear..........and making report to protective services is being strongly considered at this point........but i can't really talk about that in this forum.......THAT my friend, would be opening up a can of worms.....

Unknown said...

I am so glad - and yet, so upset - that I chose a life of poverty in writing as opposed to getting my masters in psychology. I think I would have to beat some parents.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzhj_t3oL7k

STAK said...

your masters in psychology would've led to a life of poverty as well.........it's illegal to beat the parents......otherwise i would do it on a regular basis.....

Sebastien Millon said...

Wow, that sounds intense. I'm sure it's a rewarding job but there's probably some real shitty moments like you say. Ha, vampire porn, I'm sure it's pretty hilarious if it exists.