04 May 2007
SERIOUSLY BATSHIT..........a dispatch from "The Prophet".........i'm not making this up.........
I went to visit the "I wanna be a prophet of God, like Moses" guy today...........i left with a letter for your edification...........The Prophet asks for your prayers so he can achieve his goal............AND i quote............
"Jehovah is great, and the laws of Jehovah must be enforce. I encourage teh theocratic government of Israel to enforce these laws. As the prophet of the nation of Israel I ask for your support. As the prophet of the nation of Israel I thank you for your support. As the prophet of the nation of Israel I want your support. Call xxx xxx-xxxx for more information."
Please send this guy some honeybuns............preferably unwrapped so he can offer them up in sacrifice to Jehovah............
I LOVE MY JOB.....................
Stak
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Don't you mean fat-track? And bwaahahaaa on the news bloopers reminder! I still have the link to that.
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